2nd Sunday Memusetica

It's that time of the week again. Yes, it's the Crushed Music slot, the second of our revamped, enhanced, semi-memetic, music slots- courtesy of the irrepressible Mr Judd Corizan, hereafter to be knows as The Sunday Memusetica.

I'm guessing not much here will be new to anyone- but if it is, now you know.

My favorite age: Early twenties. Old enough to know how to enjoy being young.

My best friend(s): The Baker, The Chimney Sweep, Haydee.

My celebrity crush: Rihanna. Or Keisha Buchanan. It depends on the day.



My defining characteristic: Absolutely no sense of shame. Whatsoever.

My most evil moment: My brother probably wondered for years why his punchball gave up the ghost and just deflated. Well bro, now you're going to find out. The rubber didn't perish. I stuck a pin in it. Why? Just because. And don't say you didn't do stuff just as bad- you did.

My favorite food: A good fry up; Sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, hash browns, fried bread.

My grossest injury: I had a girlfriend once where we had an-erm- slight problem getting things to go in. So we had to use baby lotion. Only we ran out once and I tried using shampoo. Never try this at home. It's not good. It swelled up and had blisters on it.

My biggest hatred: Aston Villa Football Club.




My most illegal activity: You all know this. I have a conviction for Ecstasy.

My need for justice: Get rid of this awful system that's grinding us down and turning the world into a wasteland. Time for the people to stand up and take back the world that ALL our ancestors took part in the building of.

My most knowledgeable field: I'd say I know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. But history, political philosophy, etc are probably my stronger points.

My life’s goal: Help change the world. Be part of the revolution this world truly needs- or at least do what I can. That aside, be able to live comfortably and happily and die still being as close to those close to me as I am today.

My mother’s influence: None. Don't take that wrong, I don't resent my mother I get on with her great these days, but we're not close in a mother son way and never really were.



My nerdiest point: Middle Earth. I AM the Middle Earth encylopedia...

My oldest memory: Sitting in the pushchair wondering why I could see everyone else but not me.

My perfect date: To be a honest, go and see something interesting, like a historical building, or an art gallery, then have a pub meal somewhere is good enough for me.

My unanswered question: Greenland is the world's biggest island, but Australia is actually bigger. Since Australia isn't a continent in its own right, what the hell is it?

My random fact: The shortest reign in history was that of Louis XIX of France who technically reigned for less than an hour in 1830.



My stupidest decision: For reasons of diplomacy, I'm not going to go into that, but let's just say it is to prevent the like repeating itself that I have a blog policy...

My favorite television show: CSI. The original.

My style of underwear: Boxer shorts, usually with cartoon characters. Today I have Cartman.

My favorite vegetable: Do bean sprouts count? Don't see why not.

My weakest trait: I have a highly addictive personality.



My X-men power: I think I'd have to fake having one. This begs the question of why I'd want to, but I guess I might have been trying to impress Halle Berry whilst drunk.

My strongest yearning: I have bored you all posting incessantly about her so I won't mention her again...

My moment of Zen: Realising that in fact, Christ, Darwin, Marx and Nietzche really ARE totally compatible. Between them they show the way forward.

That's it for this week :)