Saturday 31 January 2009

Sixteenth Sunday Memusetica

Courtesy of Professor Judd Corizan PHD, Emeritus Professor of Memology at the University of The Potteries (Formerly East Burselem Polytechnic), Best Selling Author of 'Memes in the First Decade of the Twenty-First Century: A Typological Study in the Transfer of Trivial Information Amongst Geographically Separated Communities' (Published by Three Toed Sloth Publications, 2009)

1) What was your dream growing up? I wanted to be James Bond. Or a priest.

2) What talent do you wish you had? I'd like to be able to shapeshift.

3) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Pint of Bitter.

4) What was the last book you read? Genesis Machines by Martin Amos.

5) Worst Habit? Smoking, I guess.

6) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Of course :)

7) What is your favorite sport? I only know of one sport. Football. The rest are a complete waste of time.

8) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Depends on your gender. And your willingness.

9) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Dear me. This question or variants of it come up every week. It was blogging related and you either know or you don't.

10) Tell me one weird fact about you. I always carry Kinder Egg toys with me.

11) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? No point. I don't answer the doorbell. Unless you've rung in advance and I know that ring is you. I won't go to the door unless I know in advance who it is and I want to open the door to them.

12) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I don't like my nose.

13) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Both.

14) Ever been arrested? Yes.

15) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? That would be quite useful. I could pay off my debts and then devote six months to writing.

16) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Blogging, quite obviously.

17) Biggest pet peeve? How when you call any institution or corporation they make you listen to information you didn't ask for before giving you a list of options- which you are paying to listen to.

18) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Extreme.

19) Do you believe in/appreciate romance? It has its place. Yes I believe in it and yes I appreciate it, but I'm not going to lie and say it's my number one priority in life.

20) Who wins today: Arizona or Pittsburgh? Haven't a clue. But I'll say Pittsburgh.


Anonymous said...

I agree on football, but I think we're talking about a different kind.

I'm curious as to why you carry the toys with you. Unless, perhaps, you have a kinky girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

"i wanted to be james bond. or a priest." when i was growing up, i wanted to be both. kind of like that leonard cohen line about "when i am with her/i feel like a perfect man/who kills".

Anonymous said...

You are right about that freakin' question. Enough already! Enjoy your day. Or night. Whatever it is there now...

Anonymous said...

I like this meme. I want the underdog to win, so I'm rooting for the Cardinals (even though I like the Steelers.)

I've sent you an E-mail about your finger post.